WHEAT RIDGE, CO – Commuters on I-70 gawked at the massive bonfire that lit the night sky over the highway yesterday evening. The fire, built by the Wheat Ridge High School AV Club, burned into the witching hour before WRFD extinguished it around 5AM this morning. At the bottom of the fire pit, a surprise: local firemen found two-dozen smoldering Xbox 360s, repurposed as kindling, which had fused into a glob of smoky white plastic.
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“The time is now, destroy 360s we will,” preached Mr. Robert to his fellow club members and any receptive passerby.
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Another club member, David Smithyman, gladly shared his two cents on what makes Killzone 2 different from other video games. “Yeah, I, like, played a burned debug copy. I can’t tell you where I got it, but, like, man, in the first level I found a valve, and, like, I turned it with the controller’s Sixaxis,” said Smithyman. “It was, like, totally like turning a valve in real life if, like, the valve was, like, shaped like my controller,” Mr. Smithyman went on, his words degenerating into muddled tongues.
"I suck at video games, it just takes me too long and I can't get the coordination of 'em,"
When I was on Die Hard, I had to choose some video game for the background in a scene with Kevin Smith. I was shown about a dozen games and told to 'Choose one to be in the background' and I said 'this one looks really, really cool whatever it is,' and it was Gears Of War. I just really connected with it; the design of it the world, the whole thing. So I actually brought an Xbox 360 to start researching what it was."
"It's going to be much more [on the] science fiction side of it than the creature side of it. I've always been much more of a sci-fi action fan than a horror fan."
* Aiding the Outcasts (20) Complete "Aiding the Outcasts"
* The Guns of Anchorage (20) Complete "The Guns of Anchorage"
* Paving the Way (20) Complete "Paving the Way"
* Operation: Anchorage (40) Complete "Operation: Anchorage"
* All Nightmare Long
* Battery
* Creeping Death
* Disposable Heroes
* Dyers Eve
* Enter Sandman
* Fade To Black
* Fight Fire With Fire
* For Whom The Bell Tolls
* Frantic
* Fuel
* Hit The Lights
* King Nothing
* Master of Puppets
* Mercyful Fate (Medley)
* No Leaf Clover
* Nothing Else Matters
* One
* Orion
* Sad But True
* Seek And Destroy
* The Memory Remains
* The Shortest Straw
* The Thing That Should Not Be
* The Unforgiven
* Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
* Wherever I May Roam
* Whiplash
* Alice In Chains -- "No Excuses"
* Bob Seger -- "Turn The Page"
* Corrosion of Conformity -- "Albatross"
* Diamond Head -- "Am I Evil?"
* Foo Fighters -- "Stacked Actors"
* Judas Priest -- "Hell Bent For Leather"
* Kyuss -- "Demon Cleaner"
* Lynyrd Skynyrd -- "Tuesdays Gone"
* Machine Head -- "Beautiful Mourning"
* Mastodon -- "Blood And Thunder"
* Mercyful Fate -- "Evil"
* Michael Schenker Group -- "Armed and Ready"
* Motorhead -- "Ace of Spades"
* Queen -- "Stone Cold Crazy"
* Samhain -- "Mother of Mercy"
* Slayer -- "War Ensemble"
* Social Distortion -- "Mommy's Little Monster"
* Suicidal Tendencies -- "War Inside My Head"
* System of a Down -- "Toxicity"
* The Sword -- "Black River"
* Thin Lizzy -- "The Boys Are Back in Town"
Get Good Wood - In the Bike Races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat. (50 pts.)
Easy Rider - Finish The Story (100 pts.)
Full Chat - Your backup are riding at their best! (70 pts.)
The Lost Boy - All hail the leader of The Lost! (25 pts.)
One Percenter - Billy is back on his bike. (5 pts.)
